E3 2011

Do you feel that? Can you sense those Japanese programmers shitting their Japanese underwear at the thought of being made to give a speech to an audience and pretend that their game isn't a derivative turd with Kinect-compatibility forced upon it? Yes, it's E3 2011, and I'm giddy just thinking about all of the horrible presentations to come as a room full of nerds watch on with all the impassive detachment of a frog. In honour of this upcoming event here are a few of my favourite awkward E3 moments! 

They don't learn!